editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess
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virginsacrificer:

"do u want the rest of my food"

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"here u can have them"

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